If an alien landed on earth, what advice would you give about human beings?

Get out of here while you can, they'll probe you and follow you back to your home to colonize it~ If an alien landed on earth, what advice would you give about human beings?
humans have holes in their heads, to shovel food in


and a hole in the butt' to discharge food


two flaps with holes on side of head


two species of man...one man one women, latter can't stop making noises through hole in head,


If an alien landed on earth, what advice would you give about human beings?
The women are beautiful but some of the men at a tad mental. Be very careful of the Chav.





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human beings are screwing up the earth if they do not watch out the alien's will take it back Straigten up you humans
What makes you think it can speak any human language?
Get the hell out of here they will need to cut you up to see what makes you tick!!!
earth is not a safe place for aliens not even for humans
Go home you will be much safer than staying here.
'; Is there room aboard for me , now lets go ';
they're bastards.
Use Salt and Pepper ;)
GO HOME.
Stay away from all with clothing...and a watch!!