Saturday, December 19, 2009

Update about advice u gave on my bf?

so many of you were so helpful when i asked ur advice about my boyfriend......(for those who didnt see my earlier questions, Im 15 and I found out that my bf of one year has been cheating on me with two other girls...I wanted to get back at him and lots of girls gave GREAT advice on how to do it..)





i promised an update, so here it is (with another question for u)....





i ended up making him a batch of cookies last night, and today i got one of his ex-best friends to help me out by j*rking off into the bowl of cookies (gross lol) and then moving the cookies around so it wouldn't be noticeable....ugh...lol....anyway i met up with my bf at his house after that (i just got back from there) and i gave him the cookies...he ate like 3 of them while i tried not to crack up lol... then i told him that i knew about the other girls and he started saying sorry and begging me not to dump him....he said he would do anything...





so i remembered what lots of you said i should do -- kick him in the balls...but instead of doing it, i asked him if he wold take a kick in the balls in order to stay with me....he looked REALLY pale and didn't say anything lol.....so i started to walk off and he finally caved and said he would do anything including the kick....lol....of course, i don't plan to stay with him (i'm still gonna dump him) but this would help teach him never to lie or cheat on anyone again....





i told him i would set the rules and he should be ready for it tonight b/c i would come back over....so here's where i need ur help -- how should i do it!? should i wear shoes? tie him up? have him strip naked for it? maybe have him close his eyes or bllindfold him? i dunno whatta do!!! lol i know this sounds crazy but hey, he agreed to it :-D oh and i'll tell him about the cookies tonight ;-)





%26lt;3Update about advice u gave on my bf?
I love you.





Lmao. Nicely done! Wouldn't have thought of it myself.


:) Hmmm gosh I am so proud of you :D:D





DUCK TAPE HIM TOO THE WALL!!


Lmao, that is what I say!





:PUpdate about advice u gave on my bf?
You could seriously injur him with the kick. Make some more cookie with Ex-LAX Chocolatte, and take the toilet paper out of his house. No get him to ride the bus when the shits hit then run.
I never gave you any advice on your boyfriend.
Strip him


Tie his hands.


Write'; I cheated on my GF'; on his back


Blindfold him


Throw him on the street.
This story brought me so much joy!! Lol... Uhm, you should wear some steel toed boots :D
Aww That's nice dear ^.^
grow up and just dump the bastard
lmao. thats too funny!!


wear some sexy stilletos!! kick him with the heel part of it!!
Food tampering should be a felony, and I hope it is in your state.
this doen't sound truthful. I thinkyou've made it all up. But if not, buy a cat o nine whip and flay his butt.
Just tell him you had a guy jerk off in the cookies, how is that for a shot to his manhood.





The physical pain can't hope to approach the feeling in his stomach that will give him.





Also, you should share the story with people at school.
ok thats is way to easy you have to make him pay better. Tell him you want to tie him up and do a like dominatrix type of thing. Once you have him really ties up I mean get like 8 rolls of ducktape and some rope and make sure he is really tied up good for your saftey.





Once he is tied up then you can do whatever you want like stick a huge broompole up you know where. Also you can then totally flog him with a whip for hours. and then have him placed in a car and drag him to the school yard in the morning and strip him naked and tie him to the playground naked ha ha ha. ya thats the best one...
Warning: Telling him about the cookies might change his attitude, he might call it off and get pissed, unless he's just a wimp and totally your *****. That's probably enough to get back at him; thats a blow to his pride. If you have to kick him I'd say just kick him then tell him about the cookies, if you do anything weird like have him strip naked or blindfold him you could end up with some rumors goin around that you're into some weird stuff.


Good luck!
You are officially my hero!





Way to get kinky with all of this. Stuff a cookie in his mouth and tell him to savor it strip him naked tie him up and wear some heels. At first he will get turned on...





Then you break it to him that he has a mouth full of **** and kick his f**king balls and leave him there.





mmmm priceless!
you sweat yummy cookie! The nookie cookie and he will be your cookie monster? Is that the cookie? Well, if that is the case your problems are over, give it up you prude. Now i understand why he was doing it, you were holding back the cookie!
im in pain reading this. and gagging. i hope we never fall out.





kicking a bloke in the balls can seriously damage him for a long time. if you do it, i dont want to know.
Get some other people involed to help. Tie him upto a chair. Blind fold him. Make him strip naked. write ';i'm gay';, ';i cheat on people';, ';i love *****'; all over him. Then get the other people and through him out side. tell some people about it and make sure no one tells him. and to bring cameras. and hide the people outside his house until you need them. Hope you get him back good. He totally deserves it too.
a kick in the balls is really really painful and can lead to torsion of the testicles which may result in losing one or both altogether...you've already had your fun with having someone jiz in his cookies





he seems pretty sorry considering he agreed to let you kick him in the balls. just walk away or give this a second chance, if you give him a second chance just surprise him with something else instead of a kick while hes blindfolded you follow?

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